I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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