thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
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we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
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Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I think your dad took our porno
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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