Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
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No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
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HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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