Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
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I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
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Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Terrible idea I love it
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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