I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Every concussion has its silver lining
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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