I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
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And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
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It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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