Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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