Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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