Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
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Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
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She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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