You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I enjoy the company of your penis
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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