Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
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Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
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Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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