i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
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I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
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so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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