i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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