Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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