i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
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I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
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I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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