Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
it's like heaven, but drunker
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its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
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That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
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Ladies don't puke and tell
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