I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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