...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
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