it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I have post one night stand depression
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