Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
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I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
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I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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