she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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