Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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