i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
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I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
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So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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