She is in my trunk
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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