so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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