Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
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It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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