Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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