I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
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i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
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After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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