are you still at the devil's house?
It's Friday. Sex?
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
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I won't be sarcastic... just naked
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
as a side note pls kill me
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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