found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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