ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
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i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
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Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
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