you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
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the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
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And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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