What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
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apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
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Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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