I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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