I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
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I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
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Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
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