I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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