I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
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I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
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Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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