How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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