I don't think brook has ever known best
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
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Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
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I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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