i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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