My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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