butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
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Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
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She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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