Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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