Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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