I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
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He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
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My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
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