spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
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As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
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EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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