Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
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Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
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He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
You did what with his pubic hair?
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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