i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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