HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I think i got beer on your cat.
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