Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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