Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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