Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
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I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
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Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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