Pants 0. Shit 1.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
Randomize
