Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
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If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
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I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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