Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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