I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
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if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
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Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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