He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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